So an Anglican priest has said the following in his blog:
"Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan: SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with: FELLATIO KILLS."
"I did not intend to cause offence when I made some joking remarks about homosexuals. I was not actually meaning to criticise individual homosexual persons, but the promoters of gay culture.
What a glorious twat. Now I'm assuming he's a member of a religious order and celibate, rather than a secular priest who can go out and slay mad tang, but I do wish people who don't have sex would stop telling those that do not to do it.
By his reasoning, pretty much every girl I know should have these tattoos as well.
How about we get every priest, vicar, bishop, rabbi, imam (I'm not using capitals here on purpose) or any other in denial bell-end that preaches about any religion ever to have: "MAY SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR CHILD'S ARSE" or perhaps even: "WILL TALK ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS ABOUT PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T EXIST 2000 YEARS AGO AND FORCE YOU TO LIVE YOUR LIFE BY A SET OF RULES SET DOWN IN A BOOK THAT IS NO MORE FACTUAL THAN TREASURE ISLAND" That one may need to go on an arm or something.
My favourite part is the end, where he apologises without really apologising. It's essentially the same as saying. "Sorry for calling you a cunt, I didn't actually mean it, you cunt."
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