Alex. Zane. A. Man. With. Such. Stilted. Delivery. That. I. Want. To. Jump. Through. The. TV. And. Skull. Fuck. Him. To. Death.
Anyway, typing like that is too tricky to keep up, but it's less tricky than listening to this scruffy-chic fuckhandle air his opinions on any subject. Why does he continue to get work? WHY? He's an irritating little pipsqueak with 'just out of bed' hair that probably takes a whole team to manage.
He's on that Heston Blumenthal thing. When I should, by rights, be cracking one off at Sophie Ellis-Bextor, I keep getting his grinning visage.
I HATE THIS TWAT. SACK HIM AND EMPLOY SOMEONE THAT CAN SPEAK WITHOUT ADDING A FULL STOP AFTER EVERY WORD.
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